Perennial Picker T-Shirts

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Niche Extracurriculars

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Employee of the month...

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

The Scenic Route

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

He loves me...

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

A day in the country.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Me, picking fruit.

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Picking berries

The British, Picking Fruit

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.