Berry Pickers T-Shirts

An old man growing berries

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

The Scenic Route

He loves me...

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

A day in the country.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Summer Berries

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Apple Tree

"Mom, don’t we have any fruit besides these bananas, grapes, clementines, kiwis and apples?!"

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