Petal Picker Mugs

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

Cats and gardens.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Employee of the month...

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

The Scenic Route

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

He loves me...

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

A day in the country.

Flower power.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

"He loves me because he thinks I'm Jewish...He loves me because he thinks I'm not Jewish...He loves me because..."

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

Flower Seller

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Picking berries

'Start with the most expensive - We'll battle it out from there.'

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.

"It's O.K. I've got it."