Pear Enthusiast Mugs

"Really? She's clearly had some work done."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Fresh pepper?"

Hot Pie Therapy

"I come here for the pepper."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Fishing from the Pier

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Non-Humble Pie.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"I'm not happy."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Grocery Shopping

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."