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"Really? She's clearly had some work done."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Fishing from the Pier

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Grocery Shopping

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm not happy."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Man on Stilts in a Market