Pearl Enthusiast Mugs

"Yes!!! I will marry you!"

"I'm not happy."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Birth of Darth Vader

You're not fooling anyone, Bob – We all know it's a piercing.

We Talked More When You Weren't Rich

Pernalogist

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Ultrasound

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Disco Bunny.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

How oysters get engaged.

You just keep giving.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Well, where's the last place you had it?

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."