Pearl Earring Aficionado Mugs

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"I'm not happy."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

The Queen

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

'Nice bling.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Birth of Darth Vader

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."