Pearl Earring Aficionado Prints

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

The Queen

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Birth of Darth Vader

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Nice bling.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'