Jewelry Aficionado Prints

"14KT white gold, 40.00 carat round diamond, 3-strands and also kills fleas and ticks."

Cultured Pearls

A Zircon Is Forever

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

'That's not good enough!'

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'

"Cool bling bro!"

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"He's my financee."

Pernalogist

'I can't offer you furs, jewelry, vacations abroad...'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Prison Technology

The queen's hiding her jewels in her collar. Ah -- Diamonds in the ruff!

'Yes, I believe I can show you a diamond in that price range.'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"They're earrings."

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'For goodness sake notice her engagement ring then she'll leave us alone!'

It's not a pearl - It's a piercing.

Crime scene. Police. CSI Unit. Jewelry. It was a perfect theft. They didn't leave any evidence. Ah, "stainless steal"!

My birthday is coming up, Lance� Have you heard the expression, "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"? There's another expression, Gloria� "A zircon in need is a zircon indeed."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."