Pearl Fanatic Mugs

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

Pearly Queen Gates

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"I'm not happy."

Cupcakes!

How oysters get engaged.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

The Queen

Ladies who lunch.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

UFO

Fingers

Well, where's the last place you had it?

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Birth of Darth Vader

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

I should have known there was a catch when they asked for a volunteer to go South!

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

"I'm looking for something special that says 'I'm robbing this jewelry store.'"

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

Penguins applying sun tan lotion.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Wilko Johnson

"It isn't a pearl. Looks like a cyst."

It's not a pearl - It's a piercing.

Sloane Ranger.

Frog Prince.