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'Never mind the economy size. Get the small, expensive box we can afford.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

The Scenic Route

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

He loves me...

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

EU money addiction

"I get paid by the word."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

"It costs how much to join?"

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'

"It's O.K. I've got it."

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.