Box Opener Extraordinaire Gifts

A man doing a reality check.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

How Amazon was invented

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Men and Women's changing rooms

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

Born to play ball.

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Office worker with baby in drawer.

The Little Top.

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Overworked

Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"How do you stay so calm?"

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

When cats get fired