Box Opener Extraordinaire Mugs

A man doing a reality check.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

How Amazon was invented

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Men and Women's changing rooms

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Born to play ball.

Overworked

Office worker with baby in drawer.

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"How do you stay so calm?"

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

'His is a working breed.'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

When cats get fired