Overqualified Expert Gifts

Big Student Loan Debt And Nobody Will Hire Me Because I'm Overqualified.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"The overthinker"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

That party went well.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Genius Envy

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Pull the udder one

Too big to fail

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

The Thinker and The Reactor.

"You're overthinking this."

Flowchart of an idea.

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

Let the profit-making begin!

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."