Overqualified Worker Gifts

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'They're a very successful family.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"You're late, Myers!"

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Dunhomin"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."