Over-competitor Gifts

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

The Victors

Miss America IQ Pageant

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Run, Mike, Run!

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Painter's Duel.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Loser's Podium.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

Rugger.

Man coming home and kicking cat, wife asks 'Had a good match dear?'

Umbrella fight.

Finish line.

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product."

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

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