Overcrowded Rail Raconteur Gifts

Packed like sardines

Non Thought For The Day.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"I gave on the E train."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Metrocard error messages

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

The world's oldest braided rug

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Time flies when you're having fun.

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

Train ride simulator.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"Alton Towers was rubbish, Mum - the A14 was much scarier."

Liar's Club fish

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"I'm not sure which side wants to open the doors to negotiation and which side closes them."

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"Sorry mate, last train's gone."

While you are waiting here are a few jokes to keep you smiling......

'It's worse than the wrong side of the tracks - I was born on them!'

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

How to read a modern roof rack.

Yield ahead, school zone ahead,stop ahead,a head ahead.

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

"How does it feel to be one of the last hard-liners still in place?"

"No, on second thoughts, let's walk"