Train Station Tales Appreciator Gifts

Train Station Announcement

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Commuter on the Orient Express

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Chattanooga choo choo