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Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers