Overcrowded Rail Raconteur Pillows

Packed like sardines

Non Thought For The Day.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"I gave on the E train."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

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'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

The world's oldest braided rug

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

Time flies when you're having fun.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

"I'm not sure which side wants to open the doors to negotiation and which side closes them."

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"Alton Towers was rubbish, Mum - the A14 was much scarier."

Liar's Club fish

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

While you are waiting here are a few jokes to keep you smiling......

"How does it feel to be one of the last hard-liners still in place?"

Yield ahead, school zone ahead,stop ahead,a head ahead.

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

How to read a modern roof rack.

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

'It's worse than the wrong side of the tracks - I was born on them!'

"No, on second thoughts, let's walk"

Signs: 'hither...yon (under construction)