Oval Office Aficionado Gifts

Obama's first 100 days in office.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Corporate Whore.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Female business.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Office Competitions

Swiss Army Desk

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.