Outsourcing Enthusiast Gifts

'We use foreign labor, but whenwe sue we use American Lawyers.'

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

'I don't need to do my business plan. I outsourced it to a businessman in China.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

Project Manager Showdown

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"