Outsourcing Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We use foreign labor, but whenwe sue we use American Lawyers.'

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

'I don't need to do my business plan. I outsourced it to a businessman in China.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

Project Manager Showdown

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

Home for the Holidays

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Mark Zuckerberg