Emotional Outsourcing Enthusiast Gifts

"Being rich doesn't automatically make you happy. But when you're sad, you can pay someone to be sad for you."

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"That must be the artist over there."