Emotional Support Aficionado Gifts

"We added it just for the millenials."

Licensed Therapist

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Emotional Support Pest

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

'It's good to talk.'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

'Todd... I just feel like you're never here for me!'

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."