Emotional Supporter Gifts

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Counsellor for man on desert island

Rent A Mom

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

Santa finally loses his sh*t

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'

'Well, so much for my 'cheer a friend' campaign!'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"What's wrong with Gaby?"

"This is my shoulder to cry on..."

"Does it work?"

Cardiology

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Pet a Puppy

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Emotional Support Pest

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."