Outsourcing Gifts

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"We're going to have to let you go ...We've found someone in China who is 45% better at being you for 23% less."

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

'I don't need to do my homework. I outsourced it to a kid in China.'

"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."

'We use foreign labor, but whenwe sue we use American Lawyers.'

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'We believe in putting people before profits. We put people in China to leave more profits here.'

'All the leading economic indicators,have been outsourced to india.'

'Yes, we're completely family-owned and operated... in India.'

'We no longer handle the contracting out part. We contract that out.'

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."