Outdoorsy Monk Gifts

'IV!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Computer literate Monk

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Computer birdhouse.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

No Connection.

Cellist

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Monk on PC.

"We are on fax y'know"

Monks haircutting with compasses

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

Two ladies practising the trombones.

"I'm not seeking solitude – I'm seeking service."

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'Try and get my good side.'

'The meaning of life? I dunno, I only come up here to get a decent mobile connection.'