Traveling Monk Gifts

BUDDHIST MONK WITH SUITCASE COVERED IN STICKERS

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Buddhist photo albums,

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Golf

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

Computer literate Monk

Gracebook.

Pray as you Go.

A woman knits from a globe.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"You must lose your attachments."

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.