Buddhist Journeyer Gifts

Buddhist photo albums,

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Progress?

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Working from OM.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Free why-fi.”

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.