Buddhism Explorer Gifts

"He practices mindlessness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Home depot."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The World's Biggest Book Club

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"It is my place!"

FAQs.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Did you have a cat?"