Meditative Explorer Gifts

"Didn't I warn you not to leave your body in this neighborhood?"

"It is my place!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"You left your demons here last week."

Czarcasm

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

X-ray Psychology.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.