Meditative Explorer Gifts

"Didn't I warn you not to leave your body in this neighborhood?"

"It is my place!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Sigmund Freud.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

X-ray Psychology.

Czarcasm

Unguided imagery

"You left your demons here last week."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You must heal yourself.'

FAQs.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'