Mindfulness Explorers Gifts

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

'Jim's moment finally came...and went.'

Yeah, I get it, but maybe we can escape the prison of the mind after we get out?

'Could you direct me to the nearest alcoholics anonymous?'

'Everything is illusory, but television is ESPECIALLY illusory.'

'You have to learn to accept the things you can't change.' 'Even Geraldo?'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

'Go home and quit smoking first, and then come back and I'll try to enlighten you.'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"You left your demons here last week."

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Burnout Syndrome...

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'