Mindfulness Explorers Mugs

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

'Could you direct me to the nearest alcoholics anonymous?'

'Everything is illusory, but television is ESPECIALLY illusory.'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

'Go home and quit smoking first, and then come back and I'll try to enlighten you.'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Work/Life Balance

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"It is my place!"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Burnout Syndrome...

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Only Clowns

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'