Meditative Traveler Gifts

"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

My God, I need to fart.

Meditation

"It is my place!"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'