Meditative Traveler Pillows

"Think of this as a 'Be here now' exercise."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

My God, I need to fart.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Meditation

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"It is my place!"

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.