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People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

The road less traveled

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.

"All I have is tofu."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

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"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"You left your demons here last week."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Yoga To-Do

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"I'm going on a retreat."

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Have you been working out?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"You have got to want to change."

"You must learn to let go."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"