Wandering Meditator Pillows

Be Healthy

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stressed over time management

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"It is my place!"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"You've been served."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'