Wandering Meditator Mugs

Trans-continental Meditation. 'Are we there yet?'

Be Healthy

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"It is my place!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"You've been served."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm going on a retreat."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Free-Floating Anxiety

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"