Spirituality Explorers Gifts

'Brown or white?'

"There must have been a mid-air collision."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'I'm an atheist!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"