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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"You left your demons here last week."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

FAQs.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"It is my place!"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.