Buddhist Principles Explorer Pillows

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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"You left your demons here last week."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"It is my place!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'