Outdoorsy Monk Mugs

'IV!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

Computer literate Monk

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Gracebook.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Computer birdhouse.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Cellist

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

No Connection.

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Monk on PC.

"We are on fax y'know"

Two ladies practising the trombones.

Monks haircutting with compasses

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

"I'm not seeking solitude – I'm seeking service."

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

'Try and get my good side.'