Outdoor-adverse Humorist Gifts

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Skiing.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

I fart more than that!

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Must get a longer cable."

Roads with a view.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

This is where Brent council sends you