Orthodontic Jester Gifts

Dentist Trip

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"