Orthodontic Jester Mugs

Dentist Trip

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"