Organic Enthusiast Gone Wrong Gifts

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Eco Princess

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."