Organic Enthusiast Gone Wrong Gifts

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'