Opinion Juggler Gifts

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

That party went well.

Introducing...Anagraman.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

New Ideas in Business.

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Translating . . . poetry.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

'But you got a second interview, that's something.'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

Always right.

The Russian Circus

Sitting man.

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Contrary opinions matter

'Attack!'

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

Merkel & Europe

Stress Relief for CEOs

And you say that's your most noteworthy qualification?

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."

Caution falling books

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.