Geopolitical Juggler Gifts

Donald Trump and Europe Dog Circus Act

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'The market shifted on me.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

Munich Security Conference

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

The Russian Circus

'Behind the Eight Ball'

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

Market analyst at the Circus

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'Attack!'

Small Business Advisor - Export Pricing.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Merkel & Europe

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

Stress Relief for CEOs

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

Patience

Liberal me meets conservative me!

"Despite the emotion in their conversation, there seems to be a language barrier between them."

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

"I've diversified so much lately I don't know what I'm in."

Balancing the EU-economy.