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Donald Trump and Europe Dog Circus Act

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'The market shifted on me.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

Munich Security Conference

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

'Behind the Eight Ball'

The Russian Circus

Market analyst at the Circus

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

'Attack!'

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

Small Business Advisor - Export Pricing.

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

Stress Relief for CEOs

Merkel & Europe

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Patience

"Despite the emotion in their conversation, there seems to be a language barrier between them."

Liberal me meets conservative me!

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

"I've diversified so much lately I don't know what I'm in."

Balancing the EU-economy.